I am titled Devon.
I am 18.
I live in South Jersey.
I am moving to Philly.
I don't make sense anymore.
God, if there’s someone at Amazon that looks at when people order things then cancel it 2 minutes later, they must just laugh at me. I do that about once a day.@1 year ago
@1 year ago with 11974 notes
hot teachers are almost as bad as hot dads but when a hot teacher is also a hot dad it’s a lethal combination
i wasn’t this gay before i got tumblr
(via klmye)@1 year ago with 33021 notes
@1 year ago with 669487 notes
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional