January 2012
2011: A review.
This year has had so many ups and downs for me. It all started at midnight last year, when I knew it would be a good year. I was with a friend! That was new. I hadn’t had friends before. Not real friends, really. If I could go back and do it again, I wouldn’t. I don’t regret one moment of this year.
I started doing what I wanted to do. I worked on my body (partially...
Just used my Barnes and Noble gift card.
13 books for $49.10. I’m so excited for them to come in! 2-6 business days, so sometime next week.
Shit’s gonna be off da hook.
December 2011
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I started a photography blog. →
I want to post all my photography there, which is why I made a tumblr in the first place. Follow it if you’d like.
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I've finished 1984.
I loved it, but I was really upset with the ending. I suppose I suspected it from the beginning, but nonetheless, I wasn’t happy with what happened to Winston.
I got 9 books for Christmas (awwwwwwwwh yeah motherfucker), which included Bossypants by Tina Fey, and I couldn’t put it down since I started reading it. I finished it in about 3 hours. I just love her, I really do. She’s...
“You know, these commercials really crack me up. They’re always the same 5...”
– My dad on TLC commercials
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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
I hate when people say that ‘this is America, we should be able to say Merry Christmas’ bull. There are other religions and holidays too, bigot.
Anyway, I got everything I wanted, because all I asked for was books and a record case. All in all, this shaped up to be a really good year.
I’m happy, really happy, for the first time in a long time, because I finally think good of...
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How many relationships can one person be in in one year?
Stop. Just stop.
Christmas Eve was fun.
Spent it with my family, and my new family-in-law, because my aunt married my new uncle, so it was his sister, her husband and their daughter. It was fun. I really enjoy Christmas with my family, because it’s always filled with lots of laughing and good food. I can’t wait for tomorrow! Not so much for my presents, but for people to see what I got them.
Whenever I get a husband/boyfriend I’m living with/whatever it is, he’s going to absolutely hate when I wake up. I do all kinds of acrobatic super-stretches and shit. I contour my body in ways I can only dream of the rest of the day.
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“I’m right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start...”
– Robert Brault
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nikoliinaaa replied to your post: I ran a 5k today.
shit. i cant even run 3 :| hahaha
No sweat, it’s taken me a loooooooooong time to be able to run this far.
I ran a 5k today.
3 miles was nothing. I’m going for 5 when I get back to school.
Bring it on, legs.
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I usually find guys that are more ‘average looking’ than ‘HOLY TITS HE’S HOT’ attractive, I don’t know.
Nbd, listening to Adele and crying.
Odd how quickly my moods can change.
I hate my body. Not my body-image, because I’m fine with that, but I hate my body.
My entire body aches, all the time, and it feels even worse these days.
I can’t move my neck, I can’t bend my arms, I can’t run, I feel like I can’t do anything.
I swear my body is turning on me.
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I touched an attractive man today.
Oh my stars, my heart nearly lept out of my chest.
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Ugh no my LITERAL DREAM CAR IS ON CRAIGSLIST FOR $800 and I can’t buy it I’m going to go die in a hole now goodbye.
It's funny how much I've learned the value of a...
My family were very well off when I was a little kid. Money was flowing in left and right. When my dad lost his job in ‘08, that went to shit. He got his job back, and we’ve actually got money to spend these days (went out to dinner last night for the first time in months), and it’s a much better atmosphere. But now that I’m looking up car insurance, premiums, how much work...
So apparently now my laptop keys don’t work???
I have to press down about 5x harder than normal. It sucks.
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s4mm4n replied to your post: The most bizarre thing I own is a mug with a…
That actually sounds amazing, haha.
No, it is amazing, but it’s the oddest thing to see! It’s like if your bathroom floor was a mirror. It’s cool, but you really wouldn’t want it for yourself.
The most bizarre thing I own is a mug with a mirrored bottom, because when you’re done drinking coffee/tea there’s you, staring at yourself with your mouth open.
I’m so cold.
It’s below freezing.
There is actual frost on my windows.
I just want to go to sleep with about 30 blankets and sleep forever.
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s4mm4n replied to your photo: I’ve done it. I’ve finally got friends close…
And all so neatly wrapped!
It’s one of my many odd talents.
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“At the end of the day, we are a family and that’s important. The catch is that...”
– CANDACE GINGRICH-JONES, the half-sister of Newt Gingrich and who is gay, on why she will “work really, really hard to make sure President Obama is re-elected” in 2012.
She made the remarks during last night’s Rachel Maddow Show.
(via the New York Daily News)
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ygjsdfiouf OH GOD
So I was looking at an article about hematomas (I enjoy medical ailments), and I got linked to Scrotal Inflation, which is apparently a thing where you pump air or saline into your scrotum to make it inflate to make it really big.
I almost threw up when I saw it why would you ever want to do that.
If you really want to see it, click here. You’ve been warned.