March 2012
I’m about to cry this is so much homework I’ve literally been working since I got home it’s been 7 hours now god
February 2012
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And yet in the end I’m the one lonely and alone? I mean, how is that fair at all?
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I was about to masturbate and I found a hot video and I was watching it and after a minute I came without ‘touching myself’ very much and when I came I wasn’t touching my penis at all and I didn’t know that was a thing??? Why did no one tell me of this???
Woman/Person with Uterus: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No. (And you're a slutty slut for opening your legs in the first place so you deserved it!)
Does the universe really go on forever, or are we all condemned to a bubble of uncertainty?
All this Italian homework will be the death of me.
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Anonymous asked: Why is there a line on your eyebrow?
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roxxyapple reblogged your photo: I got a haircut yesterday, and today I found a…
DEVON, WHY MUST YOU LIKE GUYS. UGH.
(: you da best, Mele.
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notnearlyalice replied to your photo: I got a haircut yesterday, and today I found a…
I approve
YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE IT I tried waiting late enough so that no one we know at school would see.
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Damn, I usually have pretty bad self-esteem issues, but I look fucking fine today.
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I FORGOT TO TELL YOU I'M GOING TO THE BAHAMAS NEXT...
IT’LL BE A CRUISE I’M SO EXCITED
I cut my daily calorie intake by almost 4x.
I’m very proud of myself.
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I've started to lose weight.
It’s not that noticeable, but being progress nonetheless, it’s shows a lot to me. I’ve been ~dieting~ for about 3 months (very loosely speaking), and strictly dieting for about 3 weeks now. It’s just a tiny bit, but I’m really excited about it and it’s the first time in weeks that I’ve actually been motivated to keep eating less.
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The more time goes on, the more I’m glad I’m not with you.
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“There is no exquisite beauty without some strangeness in the proportion.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via celestialinsanity)
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BREAKING: New Jersey senate passes marriage... →
gaywrites:
For the first time in state history, New Jersey’s senate passed a marriage equality bill. It passed 24-16 after an hour of debate.
But this doesn’t mean the fight is over: Gov. Chris Christie has promised to veto the bill when it gets to his desk.
Oh boy. Stay tuned as this develops.
500 followers whaddup.
I usually don’t post how many followers I have, but I felt like 500 was a special occasion. Thank you so much to those of you who have followed me in the last 2 days, it really means a lot to me.
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Anonymous asked: how tall are you?
Watching What Would You Do makes me happy because it shows good people. It’s a show about putting people in situations with hidden cameras, and seeing what people in the general public will do, shot in New Jersey/New York. In one situation, a priest was trying to ‘convert’ a 16 year old to be straight, and everyone freaked the fuck out and one guy almost hit him. It makes me...
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You hate disgusting ugly people?
That’s nice.
You’re one of them.
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One of my biggest dreams is to see my house throughout history. I don’t know why, I suppose it’s because I’m a big history buff, but I would love to see my house during The Roaring 20’s, or WWII, or the 70’s, or any time period. I want to see what it was like. We have these three big, wide picturesque windows (now they look onto a ugly house but they used to look to a...
You complain abou being jobless, and yet, there you go, blowing off a job that it’s literally impossible to get fired from.
Shut up. Bitch.
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Kid 1: My sister named our dog after Winston Churchill.
Kid 2: Who's Winston Churchill?
Kid 3: Seriously?
Kid 2: Yeah! We haven't gotten that far in history yet.
Kid 4: The British Prime Minister during World War 2?
Kid 2: Oh so he's British? You didn't say that!
I should stop.
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The concept that people do things that they don’t enjoy, when they don’t have to, just to say they’re doing it, still confuses me.
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I like the Super Bowl.
Not in the fact that I enjoy watching football, because I’m not the biggest football fan, but it seems like one day of the year that no one talks about politics, or religion, or anything, everyone is just… American. People talk about tradition, and family, and life, and yeah. It’s nice.
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You love your new boyfriend after just getting out of a long-term relationship?
And you deleted my comments on facebook on a status about how much you love your new boyfriend?
Wow.
As if you’d even talk to me.
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