something wicked this way comes.

I am 18. Holy shit.

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 00:02:15 -0500

I am 18. Holy shit.

There’s only 20 more days of high school for me which means only 20 days and I’m f r...

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 18:43:45 -0500

There’s only 20 more days of high school for me which means only 20 days and I’m

f r e e

My grandmother is the strongest person I know.

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 17:05:24 -0500

My grandmother is the strongest person I know.

dearscience: Morning Light In Vienna

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 09:44:13 -0500

dearscience:

Morning Light In Vienna

describe what your dream life would be like

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 15:35:44 -0500

I think my ideal life would be just a humble life, where I’m part of the upper-middle class. I grew up in a semi-wealthy house, so I’m used to having some luxuries and I’d like to keep it that way. I want to have to work to earn my living, but I want to, say, be able to buy a classic car on a whim. Stuff like that. I’d like to be settled with a nice guy in 10 or 15 years, with 2 kids, in a nice house I designed. I want a loft. Besides that, I want to travel the world. I want to be like Andrew Zimmern, if you know who that is, or Anthony Bourdain. Travel, live like the locals, eat the food, etc.. I want to wake up in the mornings and read the newspaper with a coffee.

These aren’t really connected in any way, but they’re what I think of when I think of my ~dream life~.

How To Ruin Your Life Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 22:25:28 -0500

How To Ruin Your Life

Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an affair with someone you don’t even find attractive.

Refuse to forget your ex. Make it impossible for yourself to do anything without remembering that you used to do it with them. Hug your knees under the sheets and think about how safe you felt when they held you at night. Remind yourself daily of how empty you feel. Find new ways to make yourself sad.

Get drunk all the time. Consider no Saturday night, national holiday or extended happy hour complete without a vodka-induced breakdown. Graduate college but keep drinking like you’re still in it. Notice that cheap beer tastes watery and stale when you drink it alone but drink it anyway. Look at old Facebook photos wasted and wonder where everyone went.

Never drink. Never do anything that could potentially be “bad” for you. Treat your body like the temple it is and say no to carbs, yes to wheatgrass, go to bed at ten sharp and turn down cake on your birthday. Take fifteen different dietary supplements. Monitor carefully. Succumb to nothing. Miss out on everything.

Compare yourself constantly, to everyone. Allow the standards of image-obsessed, age-obsessed culture to make you feel decrepit at 25. Scroll through skinny guys on Tumblr feeling wistful and inadequate. Pull at the skin on your hipbones, stomach, and underarms in the mirror. Sigh a lot. Sigh all the time.

Don’t fall in love with anyone or anything. Put an impenetrable wall between yourself and other people. Add a fire-breathing dragon and eight yards of barbed wire. Be suspicious of everyone’s motives. Hold grudges long after you’ve forgotten what for.

Fall in love with everyone and everything. Run after the next best thing like it’s a bus you’re perpetually late for. Throw your heart into every other stranger’s hands and be genuinely surprised to be hurt. Refuse to learn. Refuse to ever learn.

You mean by The Cure, lul

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 01:44:17 -0500

Whoopsie daisy, why yes I did.

My favorite thing is realizing that songs are written about books I’ve read. Killing an Arab...

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:13:00 -0500

My favorite thing is realizing that songs are written about books I’ve read.

Killing an Arab by The Cure was about The Stranger, a book we read in English.

I just finished Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk (I recommend you read this 400 times over), and then realized Time to Dance by Panic! At The Disco is about the book.

It’s the best.

Blogging via tablet.

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 11:44:11 -0500

It’s beautiful.

The only bad thing about watching Doctor Who is that the various English accents no longer sound...

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 17:29:46 -0500

The only bad thing about watching Doctor Who is that the various English accents no longer sound ~different~ and ~exotic~ to me.

what did you ask for for Christmas this year?

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 23:22:28 -0500

The main things that stand out are a tablet, which I’m paying for half of, an RC helicopter, a book about Winston Churchill, and an Amy Winehouse poster. Those are things I want the most.

if you were in a relationship, would you ever change yourself for that person?

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 23:21:03 -0500

I’d like to say no, that I’m better than that, but I feel like I probably would at least a bit in the end.

"We’re Americans! We don’t think, we do!"

Sat, 22 Dec 2012 18:41:53 -0500

“We’re Americans! We don’t think, we do!”

- George Custer, Battle of the Smithsonian

Oh my god, there’s a legal defense in which you can claim homosexual panic. It basically says...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 23:14:38 -0500

Oh my god, there’s a legal defense in which you can claim homosexual panic.

It basically says you murdered someone because they made a homosexual advance at you.

How rich.

Honestly, having the peace of mind that I got into my dream school is probably the one of the best...

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:34:09 -0500

Honestly, having the peace of mind that I got into my dream school is probably the one of the best Christmas presents I could get.

I got accepted to college with an $18,000 scholarship. Oh lawd

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:45:00 -0500

I got accepted to college with an $18,000 scholarship.

Oh lawd

watchingforfire: shinebrighterthananyonee: parasexualss: sassy...

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 15:40:44 -0500

watchingforfire:

shinebrighterthananyonee:

parasexualss:

sassy-pineapple:

what I learned about grunge/vintage/hipster blogs from my dash

yay lung cancer omg

yeah sounds about right, hence why i hate grunge blogs

I have a friend whose so nice, butso so Christian. One of those ‘keep Christ in the holidays...

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 15:31:50 -0500

I have a friend whose so nice, butso so Christian. One of those ‘keep Christ in the holidays blah’ kind of people. You’re one of the nicest people I know, please respect other religions, thanks.

Photo

Sat, 15 Dec 2012 13:18:24 -0500

Devon, did you just download an entire 4gb file just so you could watch a 10 second clip of Dolores...

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:14:18 -0500

Devon, did you just download an entire 4gb file just so you could watch a 10 second clip of Dolores O’Riordan?

Yes, yes I did.